Multi Fandom Theater: An MST
Part Zero: WTF
This is a story written by, at most, eight different people. We are willing to venture into any fandom and utterly rip apart the dregs of said fandom. Some of us were wary of entering into such an unholy alliance and subjugating ourselves to such filth, because we wouldn’t want our own stories, but the Mistress (Selena) has old stories, for years ago, not fit for public viewing and threatened to plastered them all over the ‘net. We caved. Still some of us would rather just leave constructive reviews and try to help.
That is not going to happen apparently. Oh well.
If the immorality and wrongness of this sort of thing bothers you, we would just fleeing the story immediately. If not sit back and enjoy.
Christian ‘Kit’ Doss
How’d he/she get here: Saw a flier advertising ‘Cash for experiment’ and thought it sounded good.
Evan ’Eva’ Winters
Gender: Male…more or less.
How’d he/she get here: Picked the wrong warehouse to crash in.
How’d he/she get here: She helped set the experiment up and is now being held to be kept from talking.
Species: Human, Psychic
How’d he/she get here: His brother thought it would be a good idea and he came along for the ride.
Species: Human, Psychic
How he/she got here: Saw the flier, needed cash, drug his poor brother along so they could score twice as much.
How he/she got there: Was being chased by a hunter and end ended up inside.
Species: Fallen Angel
How he/she got here: Was chasing a werewolf and got trapped inside.
There you go, all you need to know. If you’re here you probably followed one of the stories to find out how this came out. …you may now return to the original tale. Thanks for stopping by. Unless you want to stay for the song and dance! (It’s pretty bad…)
At this very moment
Somewhere in time and space
Seven unlucky characters
Are caught in an endless chase
Hunted by a whacked out demon
Who wants to hear them screamin’
He threw them all into a warehouse
And watches from his mansion
Somewhere in the south
‘I’ll send them terrible fanfics
The worst I can find
They’ll have to sit and watch
While I monitor their minds’
Now keep in mind only he can control
Where the stories begin and end
They’ll try to hold only sanity
But might kill each other before it begins
Blair! (Fuck you)
Lisa (I need a raise!)
Luke (I see stupid people)
Evan (That’s Mr. Cross dresser to you.)
Kit (I need to get laid.)
If you’re wondering why no ones looking
Or other important facts
Just repeat ‘It’s just a story
I should really just relax.’